Michael Parker’s September blog
The month of September has contained
much of the usual stuff for me like gardening, walking the dog, keeping my body
and soul together and watching films on TV. Oh, mustn’t forget the football
either. But one change to my routines that had an impact was a ‘March For
Britain’ demonstration down at the Guildhall in Portsmouth. It was on a Saturday,
and I went with my neighbour, Rick. I went because I feel strongly about the
collapse of Law and Oder in our Country, the complete intransigence and
mendacity of our governments (yes, plural), and simply because I felt there was
nothing I could do other than to stand alongside others who felt as I do. Yes,
I had my flag of St. George with me. I could spend a lot of time talking about
what I saw etc., but it would make this blog very long. I’m happy I went, but
my four sons are happy that I’ve decided not to do anymore. And for anyone
reading this blog who believe people like me are nothing but right wing fascist
bastards, the same crowd are meeting in London on October 5th at
Downing Street to do a ‘March For Jesus’ to Trafalgar Square. Now that’s
something I would like to have gone to, but at my age the whole day could
probably prove too much for me.
In my world of books, I’ve had ups and downs as usual. I
decided to advertise my Emma Carney Romance on Facebook. I put the offer price
at £0.99. After three weeks (ish), I pulled the ad simply because it wasn’t
selling. But the truth of it was that the ad had 14,000 impressions, 275 clicks
and nothing else. At £0.99 pence I thought I was bound to sell at least a few
copies. Seems I’ve no idea how to promote my books successfully. I also spent a
lot of time editing the book again (nothing to do with the flop) by going
through it with a red pen. It makes you weep when you come across errors that
you wouldn’t expect in a Junior school essay.
Work on my current book, Shadow Over Paris, is progressing
at a fairly good rate. I’m using the time saved by not going out in the garden
(because of the weather) and putting it to good use on the book. I’ve cracked
65,000 words (total) and expect to reach maybe 100,000 words by the end of the
year. Oh, and if any of you think that’s good progress, I was watching an Indie
Writers Podcast (I’m a member of this group) earlier this week. There were two writers:
James Blatch, who I’ve met, and Cara Clare, who I have never met. Cara writes
about 17000 words a day! And has published 45 novels in the last two years.
That’s going some, eh?
One thing I may try to do is see how interested a
traditional publisher might be in Shadow Over Paris. It probably
wouldn’t happen, but as a starter I went along to my local library and ordered
a copy of the Writers and Artists Year Book. It’s a handy book to have access
to. My plan is to contact about five agents and five publishers offering them
an opportunity to see the final manuscript. This might sound a bit presumptuous
of me, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. I will almost certainly be turned
down, but having a creditable CV, someone might be interested. I’ve had two
trad publishers in the past, so I’m not new to it. Oh, and I still have a trad
publisher in America (only one book though).
Something else that surprised me was a short venture into
TikTok. I logged on to #booktok to see what was needed to load a promotional
video up, when I came across at least thirty posts of my book, A Song in The
Night, and about twenty of one of my Emma Carney Romances, The Girl With
No Name. They’d been put there by a Promotion Company called BooksBuzzer —
a Company I’d used to promote those two books. Obviously BooksBuzzer had done
what I’d asked them too, but the result was exactly the same as my FB ad —
nothing!
But I will soldier on. The Indie Writers Group (who used to
be a part of the Self-Publishing Formula) are updating their Amazon Ads Course
in a week’s time. It has been prepared by a member of Reedsy (well-known in the
industry), and for me it’s free because I’m a paid-up member of the group. I
plan to continue advertising my books, so hopefully I will make some progress
with this new course. Does that make me a glutton for punishment? What else
would I do with all my non-gardening spare time, apart from trying to learn
some chord progressions on my Clavinova and making a spectacular hash of that
as well. Ah well — C’est la vie in my case.
I’m off to see my granddaughter, Gemma, next week. I want to
catch up with her two boys, Orin and Liri. Orin is seven and Liri is six
months. The last time I saw them, I fell over and bruised my hip badly; ended up in
A&E. Must be dangerous visiting your great-grandchildren, eh?
I had a chat with my Aussie boy, Stephen (son No. four) and got
brought up to date with our fifth great-grandson, Elliot. Little Elliot had a
heart scare, but the local hospital sorted it out, so he’s okay now. Elliot’s
mum and dad live in America. I plan to go over there next year for
Elliot’s first birthday.
Last night I was at a Quiz-ine night at my church. It was an international dining experience coupled with a quiz session. My hearing
let me down on these occasions, so I was unable to help my quiz table, but I managed to enjoy a chicken curry and rice.
What’s next on the agenda? Much the same as before. Life
goes on and I make progress in some ways and have setbacks in others. But in
that respect, I’m no different to most of us. I hope those of you who are
reading this and managed to get this far will have a happy and fruitful
October. No floods, no roadworks, no tax rises… there I go, dreaming again!
Oh yes, one other thing; I will be getting new neighbours.
They should be moving in around mid-October. I do hope we will get on okay. Wish
me luck!